Anyone up for some friends without benefits, ot benefits without friends? We could have no sex with lots of strings attached. Or perhaps no sex and attach the strings to other people. I'll be your fuck-enemy. You can fuck me then really really not like me if you want. Then you can attach strings to me just to frustrate me. I'll let you not fuck me, call me up and say "HEY BUDDY!" and say that it was beneficial for both of us. But then you must let me throw string at you. I'll let you be my pal without any play. We could even play without being pals of course. I'll even be in your nonpoly non amorous relationship with you.

I'll take it anyway I can get it.